"RULES:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition as an answer."

1) Your name?
Kia Maia

FUCK THIS SHIT, ITS NOT THERE XD

K.i.a _{'cause I'm that fucking cool}

K.I.A. is a military Shortform for "Killed in Action"

Our newest Trial Member was K.I.A. during the last LAN Party

2) Your age?
15.
As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.

"Man, did you see that girl that just walked by, she was fine"
"Ya, I guess. She was a 15"
"What?"
"'Cus I am not sure if I would hit that or not"

3) One of your friends?
Dude _{Oh, you know who >D}

'Dude' is a universal word, used in every possible corner of the globe, in every possible situation

1.I aced my exam. Dude!
2.Dude, what the hell?
3.You took my last skittle! Dude..
4.My mom just died. Dude....

4) What should you be doing right now?
Sitting

The thinking man's sport. Philosophers are always seen in a big leather chair, scratching their chins and SITTING.

"-I think I'm going to take a run and clear my mind."
"-Yeahhh. I'm actually going to sit and ponder world issues...dumbass"

5) Your favourite colour?
_{The fuckin'} RAINBOW

A noun meaning gay sex, derived from the fact that rainbows represent gay pride.

Mike: Look at that guy, he looks like such a queer.
Dave: I know, I bet he does rainbow every night.

6) Your birthplace?
Wanganui.
A town on the west coast of the North Island of New Zealand.

Great place to reside if you're a scum bag, beneficiary, criminal, or arsehole, then you can spend your weekends pissing your welfare money up against the wall at Moda or the Bull 'n' Gate.

Or you can stay at home and watch our gay mayor on dancing with the stars.

Well worth the journey........... I think it would be a much better town if we shot dead all the welfare bludging assholes, and turned castlecliff into a fenced off ghetto.

Other than that, nice place...really it is.

Mayor of Wanganui Michael Laws - "Damm I look good in spandex and make-up."

Member of the Mongrel Mob [Uncle! 8D] - "Lets go have a drink at Moda and spend all this hard earned welfare money!" _{LOL hopehedoesn'tseethisjournal xD}


7) Your month of birth?
October!

The birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron. And it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it

My birth month is in October. FUCKYEAH

8) Last person you talked face to face with?
Rachel [~purarokai LOLOL]

The most edible female name

Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream HURRHURR

9) One of your nicknames?
Wifey [Pit calls me Wifey, too ;___; ]

A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.

"I'm gon make her my wifey, she's not like them chicken heads round da way, she's a diamond in the rough"

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So. I'm a Diamond in the Rough, eh? WELL--

I BETTER BE A FUCKING HUGGEEEEEEEEE DIAMOND >D

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Wellygeddon!

Saturdayyyy

Wellygeddon started off epic enough on Saturday! Daddy took us [that being Hubby and Wifey, our adorable and chaos-inducing children Zuzu and Bu-BBY, 'i'd-tap-that'-Sors and 'HOLYSHITITS'-Teej] through on the van, which was pumping techno like crazy and whatnot!

We stopped off in Johnsonville to grab some breakkie, where Sors proceeded to pose in front of the Ronald McDonald sign like...well, Sora. I skipped into the Mobil and bought myself about four energy drinks [I drunk one of them before I left the store], a couple lollipops, a bag of skittles and [because I'm such a great Riku and take care of my Sora so well] some strong Panadol for Cramps.

Chaos ensued on the van, and once there Daddy happily [and safely] drove away, screaming about something along the lines of grabbing us at around quarter-past-six.

Once there, however...

First thing was first: Paint Zuzu's legs blue. Which we did, with a crowd in fact! A guy actually asked if we were on drugs, and I replied with a short [but charming]: 'No, are you?'

I didn't talk to that guy again. Ever.

We were finished, and a good chunk of everyone showed up. I mostly hid my head in Xiggy's...well. In Xiggy. I hadn't gotten my Riku wig yet! Nor had Hubby gotten her Organization XIII Coat, so she was wearing my [epic, oh-so-fucking-fantastic, awesome] denim coat. When Kelly arrived, I immediately jumped her and begged for the Wig, which I got!

Then we got insane, and all hell broke loose.

The first thing on the agenda was to take a look around. I did so with mostly Teej attached to my arm. I was so scared of losing my girls [only the new ones, I knew Zuzu, Bu-BBY and Hubby would be okay] that I kept tags on all of them. I walked around with Teej most of the time, or with Xiggy, and at some point Kelly. Which was cool! Because she let me carry around her Keyblade and let me wear her epic awesome cute Santa Hat and Gloves!

I actually think I managed to make Riku U-Uke. How embarrasing...

I eventually got dubbed the 'OH-EM-FUCK'N-GEE' Cute Riku, which will now be added to the lists of other characters I have managed to make 'cute' ;____;

We went for lunch at some point, I think. I'm sure we started at McDees but left due to the mass amount of people and went to Burger King instead, which was cool because I got to get a Crown! But then Roku kept stealing it off of me...PFF

We got back just in time for the Flash Mob, which was pretty epic indeed! We took Battle shots, but unfortunately when they said 'Bad-Guys-Good-Guys' I kinda went blank and said, 'where do I go?'

Zuzu and Sors decided it'd be funny to grab one of my arms, then Roku came out of nowhere and grabbed the other. I'm sure it was a good source of entertainment for everyone, because suddenly one of my favorite pairings popped into my head. I MEAN, C'MON PEOPLE! ROXASxSORA AND RIKUxSORA and RIKUxROXAS?! FUCKYEAH. So when there were TWO Sora's and a ROXAS I was like, 'FUCKYEAH. SECKZ PLZ'

Unfortunately it did not end with SECKZPLZ. In fact, it ended up with everyone falling on top of me [though I didn't complain], Sors and I hearing a strange click and a POP! noise. Because I seem to click whenever a move any sort of body part, usually my Girls are use to it, but Sors and I stared at each for a while, before I silently lifted my arm and said: '..fuck.'

I'd hurt my shoulder. AGAIN!

Nonetheless, being the masochist I am, I took a couple pills and got over the pain quickly, before we took a bunch of photos of myself holding Zuzu in my arms like a good Riku :3

[I ended up on the good side, where both Sora's proceeded to throw themselves at me xD]

We spent the last two-or-so hours at Frank Kitts Park, playing Love Dice and spin the bottle. I ended up getting in my Deep Dive Riku cosplay [how, I'm not sure, but I'm sure it involved me taking off some of my clothes] and putting on my blindfold, so when I sat down and ended up getting pinned for a kiss, people would either yell it out so I'd hear it or I'd just take a guess of who it had been.

I think I was sitting in between Freddie and Kendall, but I'unno.

I fell asleep on our way back home. This was good, because I really needed the sleep, 'Geddon always takes so much out of me! We stopped off at Pak'n'Save to grab a few things, before heading back to my place.

Dinner was ready and prepared for us on the table, all we had to do was dish ourselves up. We took off all our clothes at the table -save for our underwear. Who had started the trend I've forgotten, but we did end up having a conversation about how good we felt about our bodies or something-rather.

Then the doorbell rang, and we all walked downstairs [with clothes on] to find about eight teenagers standing at our door. They were kids wondering around collecting and trading anything-and-everything for movies they had, and were going to sell whatever they had left over that night for a Charity. It was so cute!

Mum, being the epic host that she is, invited them upstairs, where we let them sit around in our lounge and Mum gave them some chips to munch on and stuff. She gave them gold cuff links that my Dad never wears, and I gave them a PSP Game that I never play. They gave us Spirited Away and Spiderman, but only for the PSP Game. Mum gave them the cuff-links as just a thing, not really trading it. They said their goodbyes and thank yous, and left quite happily! [I know the youngest kid there took a handful of chips and waved goodbye!] One of the girls asked if we had come back from Armageddon, and we all said, in unison, Yes.

I was proud xD

Dad and Rob brought up a double mattress for us, and we had two double mattresses and a single mattress to sleep on. Due to my stupid stupid STUPID shoulder, I had to share the double mattress with one person, and that was Teej.

And then I fell asleep listening to the Girls prank calling our friends and the drugs I'd taken to go to sleep...

Sundaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Sunday for me started at about 4:36 am. Ryan, Therese and ConBam were coming over, so we tidied up quickly and got ready before they got there. When they were there, however, the house was still a huge mess, so we forgot about it and just started getting into our cosplays.

Sunday was pretty much the same as Saturday, with a few extra things. Zuzu and I had a little play fight in the Mens Toilets, then we got kicked out of there and were told to go the 'Special Toilets', where we got kicked out of there about ten minutes later.

STUPID FUCKING SECURITY. THEY WERE STILL FUCKING USELESS. SO MUCH OF OUR CRAP GOT STOLEN ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

*Ahem*. Nonetheless, I am not here to rant, but to write details of my [somewhat] pleasant weekend! Though do not be surprised if I do seem to dwindle and go on~

I managed to lose my wallet, and then proceeded to emo against the wall and kinda fell asleep on Xiggy, who rubbed my head in such a nice was and auuuuugh it was gooood :3

Then Zuzu saw me and asked me what was wrong, and I told her. About an hour later she came back with my wallet, and Jesus Christ was she my savior right then!

Hubby, Teej and I sat together for a bit, before I went off with Feenie and got some lunch. I can't really remember that bit, but I do know that I spent a good chunk of Sunday wondering around with Feenie attached to me - which was cool, because Feenie gives the best cuddles :3

I can't remember much of Sunday, other than doing a random Hare Hare Yukai for a bit, then raeging at Sors for being fucking late and irresponsible, then having the day end in tears.

Mummy came and picked us up, and we said our goodbyes to Zuzu and Bu-BBY when Bu's Mummy came and picked them up. I also ran into Xiggy when I saw her walking around and tackle-glomped her into the floor. I ran away from the car so fast that everyone else just kinda...stared. Before they noticed who it was that I was running to!

We went home, and then...yeah. That was it. I went to sleep listening to Death Note, which was pretty cool.

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That was it. I'm being serious, it probably wasn't as cool as last year because, a) I was too busy freaking out over certain people who forgot their fucking phones, b) I was trying not to get some certain peoples asses eaten by my Mother who would hate them forever, c) I was freaking out over losing stuff, and d) I was in so much fucking pain the whole time its not funny. Shoulder. Knee. FUCKING CRAMPS GROSS NO THANKS.

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Sosososososo~ I've been reading Kuroshitsuji. And you know what? I'm so sorry that I always change my ideas when it comes to Cons!

So I've decided that until I get my own car, Auckgeddon is reserved for flat-dark-or-my-hair-usage characters!

So now, as it stands, I will cosplaying, at Auckgeddon:

Satoshi Hiwatari, Train Heartnet and Sebastian Michaelis

Yes. I went there. FUCKYEAH.

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Gosh. Got myself in a Seme mood now. I feel so superior and...dominant. I feel like Sebastian. Oh dear!

~roku